CONVERSATION

  • "Hey, are we dressing up for Halloween this year?"
  • "We never dress up for Halloween."
  • "You know, we could do a duo costume."
  • "You mean like Raggedy Ann and Andy?"
  • "Sure, but you know, like, SEXXY Raggedy Ann and Andy. You'd have to have like, one ball hanging out of your overall cut-offs."
  • "With pubes made of bright red yarn, right?"

chelf:

  • WEDNESDAY ADDAMS IN VALENTINO
  • MORTICIA ADDAMS IN ALESSANDRA RICH
  • CATWOMAN IN BALENCIAGA
  • WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IN GARETH PUGH
  • THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN IN ELIE SAAB

all pictures from harpers bazaar,credits zoe dickens.

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chelf:

  • WEDNESDAY ADDAMS IN VALENTINO
  • MORTICIA ADDAMS IN ALESSANDRA RICH
  • CATWOMAN IN BALENCIAGA
  • WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST IN GARETH PUGH
  • THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN IN ELIE SAAB

all pictures from harpers bazaar,credits zoe dickens.

kathematics:

halloween costume idea: naughty 19th century woman. wear dress that shows ankles and tell people you’re going to vote.

bremex:

Lydia Deetz is my Halloween costume inspiration. Not sure which outfit yet.

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bremex:

Lydia Deetz is my Halloween costume inspiration. Not sure which outfit yet.

xfvcklovex:

Back when Halloween was scary.

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xfvcklovex:

Back when Halloween was scary.

annfriedman:

Assembly instructions:

SEXY SRIRACHA. Red mini-dress or other tiny revealing red clothing. Green rooster cutout pinned to your shirt (though low enough as to not obscure your cleavage.) Feel free to disperse toxic fumes. 

DEAD BROGRAMMER. Jeans. Hoodie. Conference lanyard and nametag. Condescending attitude. Copious amounts of stage blood.

SUPER GONORRHEA. Wear a cape with a big G on it. Cover your face in fake boils. Affix yourself to an unassuming friend and tell him/her that there is no cure for your love.

ZOMBIE CARRIE BRADSHAW. Mini-dress. Fur. Large cordless phone. Smear mascara and eyeshadow to create impression of death. Frequently say things like, “With all of the eligible men still alive, what’s an undead girl to do?” and “I wondered: Was I killing him with my desire to get close?”

MILEY. Red lipstick. Docs. Hanes Her Way and a cropped white tank top that you tug at frequently. Demolition equipment and twerking attempts optional.

HANNAH HORVATH. Construct a bathtub out of cardboard and wear it around your midsection. Go topless. (Alternate version: Mesh tank top with no bra.)

EMOJI TWINS. Blonde wigs. Leotards. Cat ears. Lots of mascara. Perpetual can-can pose.

WENDY DAVIS. Business attire and pink sneaks. Filibustering optional.

SUSAN SONTAG. Black turtleneck or men’s button-up shirt. Paint a white streak in your hair. Blow everyone’s mind with your sexy brain.

ICONA POP. Crop top and round sunglasses. Occasionally scream, “I don’t care!” and “I love it!”

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annfriedman:

Assembly instructions:

SEXY SRIRACHA. Red mini-dress or other tiny revealing red clothing. Green rooster cutout pinned to your shirt (though low enough as to not obscure your cleavage.) Feel free to disperse toxic fumes. 

DEAD BROGRAMMER. Jeans. Hoodie. Conference lanyard and nametag. Condescending attitude. Copious amounts of stage blood.

SUPER GONORRHEA. Wear a cape with a big G on it. Cover your face in fake boils. Affix yourself to an unassuming friend and tell him/her that there is no cure for your love.

ZOMBIE CARRIE BRADSHAW. Mini-dress. Fur. Large cordless phone. Smear mascara and eyeshadow to create impression of death. Frequently say things like, “With all of the eligible men still alive, what’s an undead girl to do?” and “I wondered: Was I killing him with my desire to get close?”

MILEY. Red lipstick. Docs. Hanes Her Way and a cropped white tank top that you tug at frequently. Demolition equipment and twerking attempts optional.

HANNAH HORVATH. Construct a bathtub out of cardboard and wear it around your midsection. Go topless. (Alternate version: Mesh tank top with no bra.)

EMOJI TWINS. Blonde wigs. Leotards. Cat ears. Lots of mascara. Perpetual can-can pose.

WENDY DAVIS. Business attire and pink sneaks. Filibustering optional.

SUSAN SONTAG. Black turtleneck or men’s button-up shirt. Paint a white streak in your hair. Blow everyone’s mind with your sexy brain.

ICONA POP. Crop top and round sunglasses. Occasionally scream, “I don’t care!” and “I love it!”

sequeen:

well ive found my costume for this year

How my costume turns out nearly every Halloween:

giraffewrangler:

Months in advance: I think I’m going to let loose a little and be something “sexy” for Halloween!!

Halloween Night:

apricotedits:

There’s so much more to me…

(via fallinlove-withdisney)

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apricotedits:

There’s so much more to me…

(via fallinlove-withdisney)

Disney Princesses + their boyfriends in distress

(via disneyismyescape)

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Disney Princesses + their boyfriends in distress

(via disneyismyescape)